About the Creators

Jack "Porcelain Crusher" Berg
When he is not destroying bathrooms elsewhere, Jack resides at the University of Miami. Once considered to be a hindrance, Jack has embraced his lactose intolerance with open arms, and lots of baby wipes. He is going to be a pilot in the greatest Air Force in the world, his only concern pooping at 36,000 Feet. He won Mr. Universe and the Nathans hot dog eating contest in the same year. He is known as a mountain guide in the wildernerness of West Milford where he fought off a drunk naked teenager with a pillow and a cot. He has won the prestigious "rookie of the year" two years in a row at Club Weems. He regularly dines with Sean Connery and Bruce Willis.

G "That doesn't smell like mud" Money
Coming from a long line of destructive doodie makers, Gary is a legacy learner. He has inherited skills through DNA that most would kill for, posers have trained for years to try and duplicate his poo prowess and failed. They don't teach what he knows. He is currently a coach at a northeast college and when he isn't blowing up bathrooms he builds houses for the homeless, finds cures for constipation, and visits the nations capital, because he is that patriotic. Some of his notable achievements include being the 12-time World Champion of the annual Lavalette Bocce Tournament. He is also considered to be a Crabs Claw alcohol connoisseur and an asamble in the wine world. He once kicked Arnold Shwartzenegger in the balls for eating his cannolli.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

A New Coat of Paint Changes the Day

Today is a great day. Yesterday, the roof over my throne was painted. And while I could not use the bathroom all day, it was worth the wait. This morning I woke up to a morning stew brewing hot. I ventured into my newly painted bathroom to drop the kids off at the pool.

Perfection. A fresh coat of paint. Window open and a cool morning breezing coming through the bathroom, I sat down and enjoyed this glorious start to my day.

So on this day, take a look around the area of your home that you owe so much too. A new paint job, perhaps a new toilet seat? Maybe some new TP with a scent? Maybe something we don't even know about.

Long Live the Throne,
G
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