About the Creators

Jack "Porcelain Crusher" Berg
When he is not destroying bathrooms elsewhere, Jack resides at the University of Miami. Once considered to be a hindrance, Jack has embraced his lactose intolerance with open arms, and lots of baby wipes. He is going to be a pilot in the greatest Air Force in the world, his only concern pooping at 36,000 Feet. He won Mr. Universe and the Nathans hot dog eating contest in the same year. He is known as a mountain guide in the wildernerness of West Milford where he fought off a drunk naked teenager with a pillow and a cot. He has won the prestigious "rookie of the year" two years in a row at Club Weems. He regularly dines with Sean Connery and Bruce Willis.

G "That doesn't smell like mud" Money
Coming from a long line of destructive doodie makers, Gary is a legacy learner. He has inherited skills through DNA that most would kill for, posers have trained for years to try and duplicate his poo prowess and failed. They don't teach what he knows. He is currently a coach at a northeast college and when he isn't blowing up bathrooms he builds houses for the homeless, finds cures for constipation, and visits the nations capital, because he is that patriotic. Some of his notable achievements include being the 12-time World Champion of the annual Lavalette Bocce Tournament. He is also considered to be a Crabs Claw alcohol connoisseur and an asamble in the wine world. He once kicked Arnold Shwartzenegger in the balls for eating his cannolli.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

What I think

Pooping is good. Everyone's doin' it!

Pooping can be amusing to adolescents.

Pooping can be musical.

Pooping can be better than sex, when necessary!

Pooping can be intimate fun...I'll not elaborate.

Pooping can be done outdoors on a bright, sunlit day.

Pooping can be revenue generating due the the natural gas factor.

Pooping can be a social event, particularly in a college setting.

Pooping can burn calories, as it may be considered strenuous excersise at times.

Pooping generates smiles in children.

Pooping generates grins in dogs, if you've ever noticed.

"Nincompoop" is a person who is simple, due to their inability to poop.

A Poop Deck is the deck that constitutes the roof of a cabin built over the head

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