Gents, it's already been discuss here in our man cave that breaking a man's ritual is like burning the American flag, its just something you don't do. But I would like to touch, if I may, upon a different kind of ritual. We all know that there are certain times of day when we are trained to be in the vicinity of a friendly bowl. However I would like to discuss pre-activity releases.
When I go to work out, I can not function without taking a massive heater. Have paper work to do? Better get some coffee to clear you mind and colon before hitting the books. I reference the lines are port-o-johns before 5K's, Marathons, and Triathlons, one has never experienced such a quick fill up of past culinary endeavors. Why you ask? Because Men, we know our bodies, we know when it is time to focus, go big or go home. And before those times we need something familiar, comfortable, and downright stinky before we can carry on our business. I fear what the world would be like if we could not drop weight on the thought of doing an activity. Oil prices would go through the roof, unemployment would skyrocket, and everybody would be so full of their own shit that we probably wouldn't even have health care.
Men, I offer this world a suggestion. Before we go to work, school, or the gym, take your massive dump, maybe it will catch on all the way to Washington.
JB
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